Pictured: Arthur aka, 'Fine Art', portrayed a rent boy in the 1996 film, Twisted.
We've all seen that guy in snug-tight jeans and thought there's no way he's giving that sexy ass away for free. Am I right!? A male prostitute.
He could be the milkman (because they still exist)? He could very well be the maintenance man, but whatever title your significant other calls him these days, he's that dude climbing out of the window smelling of lecherous debauchery and tequila-induced fornication. And that kind of smell lingers long after the divorce is final. Brought to you by rock legends, Led Zeppelin/ Since I've Been Loving You.
Popularized in the 60s, this strain of cannabis aged and dried by the winds off the Pacific Ocean. It is a special grade of sativa known for it's brownish gold hues and mind blowing effects.
He's the guy who hangs by the bar, at the club looking for some ass to get into. Once he's found his mark, he slithers over to offer some fresh bullshit and hard liquor. Smooth Operator, by Sade plays in the background. It's a wrap.
Once upon a time, distinguish gents would agree to chaperoned meetings of courtship to win a lady's hand and heart. There were no Match.com, Plenty of Fish, I♥Black Cock, Christian Mingle or Tinder apps back then! They kept it very agreeable and PG-13.