Dutch breezer girl
A prep girl who lives in the valley. Her conversations consist of “Like” or “Oh my Gosh,” and she ends every sentence like it’s a question? With an upward inflection? At the end of every sentence? And is always having various OMG moments.
Pictured: David Mamet's Boston Marriage
1900s term for lesbian. It applied to women living together in a romantic friendship sans any penile influence. The term became associated with the 1886 novel, The Bostonians by Henry James. The story involved a long-term relationship between two unmarried women. Also see: Ladies of Llangollen.
Simmer down now
1999 SNL skit with Cheri Oteri, Garth Brooks, Molly Shannon, Tim Meadows, Ana Gasteyer and Chris Kattan
Coined by one of the most classic and iconic SNL skits of the 90s. When you are boiling water for some hot vanilla chai or green tea, because you are obviously too good for Lipton, and that kettle gets to boiling to a loud howling whistle, it's time to take the pot of and let it simmer down now.
When your best friend is yelling at the top of their lungs like a loud howling whistle, it's time to give them a drink and let them simmer down now.
When you have eaten a big dip of extra spicy habanero mixed with sriracha sauce mixed with ghost pepper flakes and your ass is boiling to a loud howling whistle, it's time to call on the porcelain gods and let that ass simmer down now.