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That's Mr. Jackass to you! For generations, Summer's Eve has offered a bevy of aromatic douche cleansers for women with itchy-not-so-fresh problems, however these cleansers no matter how potent couldn't shake the jerk off a dude's taint any more than it could cleanse a nasty trick's va-ja-ja.
Voiceover by @TonyBakerComedy Popularized by the hilarious comedian, Tony Baker. Hear that? That's the sound of your dignity being disrespected. When you're forced to feel every piece of the anointing hand. When you slap someone so hard it echoes in another dimension.
1.) Greek Mythology. A female monster with a talent for snatching evildoers and dropping them into the seventh ring of hell. A mutant creature with a female face, the body of a bird and sharp naughty talons for days.
2.) A shrewish woman with a bad and scolding temper.
3.) Nickname for a lesbian or muff diver.