The Mr. Right yoaz should save the goodies for! The man that will treat you with respect in the eyes of the good Lord above. Don't settle for Mr. Broke Az, Lyin' Az, Cheatin Az, Dumb Az, Cheap Az, Lazy Az or Goodfornothing Az scum bags.
You can find her wrapped around a box of Franzia, like a wine snuggy. And if she ever turns up missing, be sure her photos are on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. So her colleagues knows she's missing.