Stage Five Clinger
Film: The Wedding Crashers - "We have a stage five clinger!"
Coined by the hilarious flick, The Wedding Crashers.
She’s in love and no one is going to stop her from getting what she wants! She’s an overly obsessed female who has attached herself too quickly in the courtship of a possible relationship. “I’ve got a stage five clinger, we need to leave now!!”
This inductee had to be descended from Italian parents, although this tradition has not always been strictly observed;(Junior Gotti, Cadillac Frank) he also must have been involved in a murder or killing (making your bones) contracted to him by a ranking Mafioso.
When introducing one made man to another, the phrase “a friend of ours” is used indicating that he is a member and business can be discussed openly with him; however when introducing an associate with whom business should not be mentioned, the phrase “a friend of mine” is used. Made men are the only ones who can rise through the ranks of Cosa Nostra, from soldier, to Captain (or Caporegime (Capo) as it is sometimes called), to Consigliere, Underboss, and finally Boss. Pictured: Alphonse Gabriel "Al" Capone, inmate# K4805 of the Atlanta U.S. Penitentiary in 1932.
The girl men write songs about. Her flawless features will make a man croon lullabies of heartache, pain and betrayal for her beauty is timeless. 2.) She's the winner of a beauty pageant or beauty contest.