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A female servant or attendant. She may also serve as a mistress to bear seed when the wife is barren. As Genesis 30:1-3 goes, “And she said, Behold my maid Bilhah, go in unto her; and she shall bear upon my knees, that I may also have children by her” (King James Bible)
To get your very own Fun-mouth bucket all you need is to do is, be a married man, scouting for a single Peter puffing hose beast walking the streets! This may cost you several drinks, a possible trip to the free clinic and full tank of gas. Pssshhh, mere coins as long as the wife doesn't find out!
By society's standards, she has no civilized etiquette. She was raised in the hood, empowered with street knowledge and the ability to hustle. She speaks her mind and usually has an eccentric or ghetto name.
1.) (US Army & USMC) A very aggressive or masculine female soldier or marine. Also a term to imply a woman is a competent soldier.
2.) A tough female cop who uses excessive force to prove she has the mad chops to run with the best of the bad boys in blue. She's usually a rookie cop trying to make a name.
A womanizing skirt chaser. 2. A regular ass man who loves a woman with a big rump shaker. See Related Terms: Alphonse, Amoroso, Ass Man, Backdoor Man, Beard Jammer, Beard Splitter, Belly bachelor, Belly Bumper, Bindle Man, Boudoir Bandicoot, Boy Toy, Candy Ass, Cock hound, Cock of the Game, Cocksman, C.O.D., College Street Solicitor, Concubone, Cum freak, Dolly Boy, Fancy Man, Gigolo, Hounddog, Inspector Chicken, Jelly-roll, Jumbler, Knocker, K.P., Kept Man, Lecher, Libertine, Maintenance Man, Man whore, Milkman, Mr. Dial-a-fuck, Onna tarashi, Player, Quim Sticker, Rake, Rent Boy, Rooster, Rump Splitter, Saloon bar cowboy, Satyr, Skirt Chaser, Studhammer, Swordsman, Tomcat, Toy Boy, Tramp, Whorehound, Whoremonger
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Armed with her mighty phalanges of orgasmic glory, she is the overlord of the clitoral garden of libido. Not only is she the master of her own bation, but she will master every inch of your secret orchid garden as well.