A farmer. History lesson #1427: Farmers were called cockies in the early days of European settlement because, like the birds of the same name, they made their homes on the edges of permanent waterholes.
A sexy, vivrant thing or knockout sweet to the taste like the savory British griddle cakes themselves. 2.) More often then not, sexy women are charged with being a slutty tease when they're unobtainable.
You can find her wrapped around a box of Franzia, like a wine snuggy. And if she ever turns up missing, be sure her photos are on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. So her colleagues knows she's missing.