The girl men write songs about. Her flawless features will make a man croon lullabies of heartache, pain and betrayal for her beauty is timeless. 2.) She's the winner of a beauty pageant or beauty contest.
Sarah "Saartjie" Baartman was the coming freak attraction for the Egyptian Hall of Piccadilly Circus because she had the roundest, shapeliest onion of an ass South Africa has ever seen. Cheeks that sit high as Mt. Everest and provided cooling shade for anyone nestled under them. Saartjie's super sized butt was such a wonder, it was displayed at the 'Museum of Man' in Paris until her remains were finally laid to rest. The moniker, "Hottentot" was offensively donated by the Dutch based on sounds the Khoikhoi people make.
Short for Drunk Uncle. That sick bastard who can't hold his liquor. That sick bastard who swears to every God (mythical and make believe) including Lucifer himself, that he will never fall victim to the drink again.