A shero or female hero. Featured from left to right: Jem (Jem and the Holigrams), Jen Yu (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon), She-ra, Max Guevara (Dark Angel), Nyota Uhura (Star Trek), Catwoman (Batman), Hit Girl (Kick Ass), Gamora (Guardians of the Galaxy) and Daenerys Targaryen (Game of Thrones).
(a.k.a. Amazon) A regal warrior. The duty was to protect their Kingdom by guarding the borders of Scythia (modern day Ukraine) with their bows and arrows.
Pictured: Amazon preparing for a battle (Queen Antiop or Armed Venus), by Pierre-Eugène-Emile Hébert 1860 (National Gallery of Art, Washington, D.C.).
She will smother you with hugs and kisses. She will smother you with eligible men and the ways of the Kama Sutra. She will smother with unwarranted advice and counsel. She will smother you with "her" way until you are begging for death. She's your mother, that's her job.
Just enough to get a taste. You know that time when the cake comes out and everyone rushes to rape every joyous crumb. And here you come out of your cave yearning for just one bite. One savory crumb and there's nothing left. But because you made friends with Natalie in accounting, she was kind enough to save you a slice. And that's how I met your mother.
1989 film Harlem Nights 1.) The consumption of food, drink and other um shall we say proteins. 2.) A measurement created by parents who are sick and tired of their ungrateful crotch fruit having the audacity to leave a skosh of orange juice in the fridge instead of having the good sense to finish it or throw it away.