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That's Mr. Jackass to you! For generations, Summer's Eve has offered a bevy of aromatic douche cleansers for women with itchy-not-so-fresh problems, however these cleansers no matter how potent couldn't shake the jerk off a dude's taint any more than it could cleanse a nasty trick's va-ja-ja.
A young promo model with no former training. You won't find her on the catwalk, but you may find her in bikini clad attire at fairs or convention centers. Either way, these cuties are taking over the Hong Kong magazine scene.
You can find her wrapped around a box of Franzia, like a wine snuggy. And if she ever turns up missing, be sure her photos are on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. So her colleagues knows she's missing.