You know that new coat of paint left by the flock of GD birds that reside in the tree above your beloved vehicle? Yes, those assholes that smell the fresh shine glowing from your newly washed car and decides to cover it in fecal art. The excrements of a bird or other feathered friends.
She’s a certified hottie with saucy sex appeal. Her beauty is undeniable. She’s charming, alluring and confident. Don’t try to run game on this fox, she’ll flip the script and make you her bitch!
Think Madame Olympe Maxime in Harry Potter's Goblet of Fire. Don't know Harry Potter? Well then, how about a 50ft woman?
"I don't know who Maxime thinks she's kidding, If Hagrid's half-giant, she definitely is. Big bones... the only thing that's got bigger bones than her is a dinosaur." —Harry Potter on Madam Maxime.