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That's Mr. Jackass to you! For generations, Summer's Eve has offered a bevy of aromatic douche cleansers for women with itchy-not-so-fresh problems, however these cleansers no matter how potent couldn't shake the jerk off a dude's taint any more than it could cleanse a nasty trick's va-ja-ja.
Voiceover by @TonyBakerComedy Popularized by the hilarious comedian, Tony Baker. Hear that? That's the sound of your dignity being disrespected. When you're forced to feel every piece of the anointing hand. When you slap someone so hard it echoes in another dimension.
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A sexy, voluptuous mighty-mighty minx with curves, (36-24-36) that's sure to beat any winning hand. Stacked and built like an amazon, that brings men to their knees. Popularized by the Commodores.
While the men of the world were fighting on the battlefields, these women wanted to do their part to help with the war. They were a troupe of TNT shell makers during WW1. They were nicknamed canary girls because of extensive exposure to the toxic trinitrotoluene (TNT) that turned their skin yellow like that of the canary bird.
A derogatory American Mafioso term for Sicilian Mafia. Unless you are the Godfather of La Cosa Nostra, I wouldn't even say zips around a pizza pie. They were Sicilian immigrants or part of the Italian mafiosi who had zero fucks to give. They would kill anyone who wasn't a part of their plan. Drugs and crime ruled their underworld. Think of the 1997 film, Donnie Brasco.
She who is the opposite of he. Her who is the opposite of him. A female. 2.) An adult who has left her childish ways behind and conducts herself accordingly. "I am woman, hear me roar." 3.) A girlfriend, wife or significant other. "That's my woman." 4.) A mean term to call man a sissy or punk based on his cowardice ways.