Sacha Baron Cohen as Ali G.
The unfiltered version of a jackass who thinks with the wrong head. Click here for the ringtone via Gawker produced by the Silver Fox, Anderson Cooper. And it's on repeat.
Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
Working at a bank, one would encounter this type of scum yearly. Be sure to dust your shoulders off in his presence, because you can smell the cheap billowing off his pathetic game. Popularized by the comedic film of the same title, beware these type of theives run in wolf packs.