A slovenly slattern. Status: poor hygiene, unkempt everything, dirty room and nasty ways. 2.) A dirty girl of easy virtue. The kind you'd find on her knees, in a bathroom stall nibbling on two sets of nuts and berries.
A dude with an extremely small penis. He fucks close to his prey like a bug. It's like watching back-alley manlet porn for hobbits. Not that we've seen back-alley manlet porn for hobbits in action.
She is way too hot for prudish attire. Although she's older, she still knows how to keep it young and fresh. 2.) A young chickadee with the style and poise of an older woman. She's very mature for her young age.
The manipulative asshole in sensitive clothing. The neologism fusion of wimp + hipster. Two characterizations that should immediate vaporize itself before hitting the female atmosphere. Darwin's extraneous variable. He's 2 parts sappy and 3 parts wanker. Check out Rachel Elder's blog, The Whimpster, via Blacktable.com