A Lesbian. A desperate one. or Lesperate one if we are sticking to script. Reminds of the golden days of deperados, coming to senses, opening gates, something something rain and rainbows. Yay rainbows! Lesberados love rainbows and shit!
Pictured: Arthur aka, 'Fine Art', portrayed a rent boy in the 1996 film, Twisted.
We've all seen that guy in snug-tight jeans and thought there's no way he's giving that sexy ass away for free. Am I right!? A male prostitute.
He could be the milkman (because they still exist)? He could very well be the maintenance man, but whatever title your significant other calls him these days, he's that dude climbing out of the window smelling of lecherous debauchery and tequila-induced fornication. And that kind of smell lingers long after the divorce is final. Brought to you by rock legends, Led Zeppelin/ Since I've Been Loving You.