Pictured: Kate McKinnon - The official Lesbian salute
Armed with her mighty phalanges of orgasmic glory, she is the overlord of the clitoral garden of libido. Not only is she the master of her own bation, but she will master every inch of your secret orchid garden as well.
Sarah "Saartjie" Baartman was the coming freak attraction for the Egyptian Hall of Piccadilly Circus because she had the roundest, shapeliest onion of an ass South Africa has ever seen. Cheeks that sit high as Mt. Everest and provided cooling shade for anyone nestled under them. Saartjie's super sized butt was such a wonder, it was displayed at the 'Museum of Man' in Paris until her remains were finally laid to rest. The moniker, "Hottentot" was offensively donated by the Dutch based on sounds the Khoikhoi people make.