The kind of ride you have to smooth talk. "C'mon baby just get me to work and I promise I will get that new carburetor you need." If your friends have 10 different shady nicknames for your g-ride, then you're rolling in a bucket.
You've seen his the branches of his berries and or peen circulating the likes of Twitter, Pinterest, Snapchat for whores and Instagram. A proud cocksman who gets a thrill at swinging his all mighty sword for all to see and socially share. Because thats what whores do.