Cake

Cake
A sweet and attractive bart.

Cookie
Your for girlfriend, lover or significant other. 2.) A sweet and tasty delight of a woman. 2.) A femme lesbian. 3.) Derog. She’s what you would a call a cheap, dime store hooker.

Bad Hat
He's an untrustworthy, sneaky snake with slithering tricks up his sleeves.

Bootay
An excited and celebrated version of booty.

Dragon

1.) An old, worn-out hooker. Meet Louise and Martine Fokkens (above) who at the tender age of 70 have finally decided to hand up their lucite heels and blue feet in the name of that pesky arthritis, citing, " I'm too old for this shit!" They claim to have slept with 355,000 men between them in a combined 100-year career. OK, we get it. Dragons are ancient creatures with mythical powers and old prostitutes are ancient creatures with mythical prowess.
2.) A nasty, dirty ho.

T
You don't love a woman because she's beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her. - Anonymous

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*wrapped

Christmas Tree
A chrissie who wears way too much make up and dresses in attention-grabbing attire.

Jerk

Mathematically speaking, Jerk is a vector with no general term to describe its scalar magnitude or chaotic behavior. Psychologically speaking, Jerk is an asshole with several terms to describe its scummy scalar magnitude and cantankerous chaotic behavior.

Vituperator
An evil old bat of verbal distruction.

Jane Doe
This is an anonymous or fictitious name given to an unidentifiable female in a legal action or if she was found missing or DOA.

Pillow biter

A homosexual, usually the bottom. "I just bit the pillow, I tried not to scream because I was frightened of waking Mrs. Thorpe." - Jeremy Thorpe/ A Secret Life Take that, take that, take that!

Clinger
An aggressively, desperate woman in love or perhaps lust. She attaches herself with hopes that he will eventually give up or surrender to her persistence.

Bodyguard

Potato Peeler
Shes your sweet little Babycakes.