Stage Five Clinger
Film: The Wedding Crashers - "We have a stage five clinger!"
Coined by the hilarious flick, The Wedding Crashers.
She’s in love and no one is going to stop her from getting what she wants! She’s an overly obsessed female who has attached herself too quickly in the courtship of a possible relationship. “I’ve got a stage five clinger, we need to leave now!!”
A woman. Back in late 18th century were institutions or "Laundries" called, The Magdalene asylums, where "fallen women" were enslaved, institutionalizing them against their will, and stripping them of their rights and identities. Women were "locked away performing menial domestic chores such as laundering prison and priest’s uniforms, cooking, scrubbing floors and windows and caring for the sick and aging nuns." Sounds like American Horror Story...The Asylum.
A young male aristocrat of noble birth. Based on the name Algernon commonly being attached to a man of wealth and inherit nobility. (e.g. Algernon Seymour - the 7th &15th Duke of Somerset and Algernon Moncrieff - The Importance of Being Earnest). "He's an Algie, you better mind your curtsy, dear."
There is no sympathy for this devil. He is a diseased, candy-coated hunk of misery. You better grab your cowboy boots and walk from this cold hearted snake. Term coined by Country artist sensation, Carrie Underwood.