A brothel keeper in charge of the nookie. She makes the deals. She keeps the books. She pockets the money and THOT spreads'em. Mary Ann Conklin (1821-1873) was a shrewish madam who cursed like an Irish sailor in several languages. She ran the Felker house in Seattle, a brothel that serviced sailors and lumberjacks. She built a strong no-nonsense reputation. Once one of her customers asked for a receipt and she answered by flinging hot firewood his way.
That dude climbing out the back window or sneaking out the back door to avoid getting his peen caught in Cookie's jar of tricks. 2.) A cheating husband who commits adultery. 3.) A gay man who...well prefers back door loving.