1.) An old, worn-out hooker. Meet Louise and Martine Fokkens (above) who at the tender age of 70 have finally decided to hand up their lucite heels and blue feet in the name of that pesky arthritis, citing, " I'm too old for this shit!" They claim to have slept with 355,000 men between them in a combined 100-year career. OK, we get it. Dragons are ancient creatures with mythical powers and old prostitutes are ancient creatures with mythical prowess.
2.) A nasty, dirty ho.