He who has been truly blessed by the God Priapus. Those who believe size doesn't matter, never met THIS blessed soul of cocksmanship. Priapus was the fertility God, protector of gardens and became infamous for his erect Mandingo-ism the Roman natives playfully monikered; Priapism. Side note: Anyone who believes size matters never had a Tickle-Me Elmo.
In early Italian opera, operatic roles were assigned to a castrato. A pubescent boy castrated before the bristles of his milk mustache has faded and long before his outside voice has fully develop. Leaving him with a very, very, very strong and high voice.
Your first thought will be, "Wow, look at the T & A on her!" Your second thought will be, "Damn, but her face, what happened!?!" Butterface...but her face is what happened to this poor ugly woman with a banging body. “Must be the ass, because it ain't your face!”