A woman or figure of female form with exaggerated physical features such as the boobs, labia minora or that big ol'' bootay! The Roman Goddess Venus enjoys this association, but any relation drawn to her is not veracious.
He could be the milkman (because they still exist)? He could very well be the maintenance man, but whatever title your significant other calls him these days, he's that dude climbing out of the window smelling of lecherous debauchery and tequila-induced fornication. And that kind of smell lingers long after the divorce is final. Brought to you by rock legends, Led Zeppelin/ Since I've Been Loving You.
Simmer down now
1999 SNL skit with Cheri Oteri, Garth Brooks, Molly Shannon, Tim Meadows, Ana Gasteyer and Chris Kattan
Coined by one of the most classic and iconic SNL skits of the 90s. When you are boiling water for some hot vanilla chai or green tea, because you are obviously too good for Lipton, and that kettle gets to boiling to a loud howling whistle, it's time to take the pot of and let it simmer down now.
When your best friend is yelling at the top of their lungs like a loud howling whistle, it's time to give them a drink and let them simmer down now.
When you have eaten a big dip of extra spicy habanero mixed with sriracha sauce mixed with ghost pepper flakes and your ass is boiling to a loud howling whistle, it's time to call on the porcelain gods and let that ass simmer down now.