2016 Film, Laid in America
Basic. Last. Option. Bae. The pressure has reached it's pucker. You need to get laid and fast. Your favorite fun mouth bucket isn't answering. Number 2 & 3 aren't either. Who do you call? The BLOB!
You can find her wrapped around a box of Franzia, like a wine snuggy. And if she ever turns up missing, be sure her photos are on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. So her colleagues knows she's missing.