An overdressed man stuck in the Medival era. He usually looks out of place and shockingly by choice.
A woman who is only attractive a block or more away. Up close, yikes!Backlight Barbie, Blind cobblers thumb, Butterface, Cronk, Deuce, Double bagger, Eye patch candy, Mona, Six packer
Because she can't get laid, she’ll make every "innocent" attempt to stop you from getting yours. She's like a clutch.