Aravani
One day, I was buying some juicy fruit and in my peripheral vision were these gigantic breasts...on a dude. Real breasts! I touched them to verify. I was green with envy. With the help of hormonal injections, she (the aravani) bloomed into this hot lady creature with long ass finger nails.
He's the guy who hangs by the bar, at the club looking for some ass to get into. Once he's found his mark, he slithers over to offer some fresh bullshit and hard liquor. Smooth Operator, by Sade plays in the background. It's a wrap.
Rubberband Man
Featuring, Stan Wood
1. A musical genius, making music with a rubberband. 70s Term coined by The Spinners. 2.) Hip hop. You can find this hustler on the corner slanging drugs or whatever will pay the bills. He keeps his pockets fat with all his bills wrapped in rubberbands. Popularized by rap artist, T.I.
Lecher Pictured: English Poet, John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester
He can't help himself, he's a glutton for sex. A walking libertine or man whore. English Poet, John Wilmot, was a notorious rake. The 2004 film, The Libertine starring Johnny Depp was based on his lecherous ways. He died at the tender age of 33 from an STD.
Blaggard
An unscrupulous scoundrel or knave. Villainous fiend! 2.) He who showers the air with foul breath and vulgarity in the presents of a lady. Uncouth!
Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
Working at a bank, one would encounter this type of scum yearly. Be sure to dust your shoulders off in his presence, because you can smell the cheap billowing off his pathetic game. Popularized by the comedic film of the same title, beware these type of theives run in wolf packs.