Welcome to the hags of hell! Where champagne wishes and caviar dreams are replaced by Thuderbird wishes, cigarette burns, vomit and petrifying asylum screams.

A sex addict with a love for loose legs and deep throats.

A wretched skank who also happens to be an idiot sans the savant. Term popularized by the comedic writings of Adam Reed/ Archer

He clumsily swoops down off his high horse to offer hussies, hoes and harlots his mighty hand of gallantry. Basically, he is a chump for a cutie with a booty.

Coined by artist Q-Tip. An attractive, yet spicy woman. A special kind of real good girl who moves to the drum of her own beat. “Yo, you’re such a vivrant thing!”