A charming gem of a man. A great guy with a heart of gold who's always there for you. A real mensch. 2.) Cockney slang. He puts on a guise, a kind of mummer or traveling player. A play on the word "guiser".
Your first thought will be, "Wow, look at the T & A on her!" Your second thought will be, "Damn, but her face, what happened!?!" Butterface...but her face is what happened to this poor ugly woman with a banging body. “Must be the ass, because it ain't your face!”