Bad ass
A true trailblazer. A maverick with no limits. Cool as hell and fun to be around. 2.) A charming troublemaker and rule-breaker with the gift of gab to talk themselves out of shenanigans. 3.) A true testament of coolness and all that's fucking awesome!
Rent Boy Pictured: Arthur aka, 'Fine Art', portrayed a rent boy in the 1996 film, Twisted.
We've all seen that guy in snug-tight jeans and thought there's no way he's giving that sexy ass away for free. Am I right!? A male prostitute.
He could be the milkman (because they still exist)? He could very well be the maintenance man, but whatever title your significant other calls him these days, he's that dude climbing out of the window smelling of lecherous debauchery and tequila-induced fornication. And that kind of smell lingers long after the divorce is final. Brought to you by rock legends, Led Zeppelin/ Since I've Been Loving You.
Sausage Jockey
A martyr for all things peen related. Winner of several sausage derbies and festivals, she will happily take home the blue ribbon for riding it out!
Money
O'Jays - For The Love of Money
It's the almighty dollar. Makes the ladies scream and holla. Makes prisoners of the greedy and takes care of the needy. Said to be the root of all that is evil, a devout promise of endless problems and many other subliminal cliches we failed to mention. Currency used for trade or to make a purchase.
Long underwear or long johns. 
Pictured: Arthur aka, 'Fine Art', portrayed a rent boy in the 1996 film, Twisted.
We've all seen that guy in snug-tight jeans and thought there's no way he's giving that sexy ass away for free. Am I right!? A male prostitute. 
