More like, Captain Drunk Uncle of the seas. Caution, this intoxicated creature hurls vomit at neighboring laps. Source: 18th Century SlangBeerskin, Beerslilnger, Bevvy omee , Booze artist, Borracho, Bottle boy, Brew hound, Brewer's horse, Brother where are you, Common sewer, Drunk Uncle, Druncle, Drunkard, Hiphound, Jugger, Juice Head, Lapper, Loady, Lushington, Mt. Lushmore, Ongetrunken, Otis, Plonko, Shuffler, Souse, Sozzler, Spooney, Squiff, Stew, Tank, Tanker, Tote, Wino
He's a coward.Big Girl's Blouse, Bish, Bitch, Blouse, Bottler, Buster, Caitiff, Casper milquetoast, Chicken, Chump, Clown, Cock-tail, Coward, Craven, Crayfish, Cream Puff, Cuckold, Daisy, Girlie man, Girly-man, Gull-a-Bull, Gutless Wonder, Ho Cake, Jelly Kneed, Lerrycometwang, Lily Livered, Macaroni Nigga, Maroon, Milk-livered Man, Milksop, Mitch, Moma's boy, Mouse, Mush-head, Namby Pamby, Pansy, Pantywaist, Poot butt, Punk, Punk Bitch, Pussy, Rabbit Sucker, Sap, Schmendrick, Simp, Spoops, Spoosy, Sucker, Wan
He's a gorgeous man who represents sex appeal. He's the epitome of a perfectly chiseled body. "He has the body of an Adonis."
(sic) Knights of the post, or false witnesses, said to attend Westminster Hall, and other courts of justice, ready to swear any thing for hire. A crooked snitch for hire. He would loiter the courts of justice ready to swear on his mother's grave for a guilty verdict, a hot sandwich and the promise of booze.