It's love at first sight with this gayelle. She wastes no time moving in right away and off to Home Depot for décor. Two days later, the relationship is over and it's time to pack it up. What does a lesbian take on her second date? A Uhaul!
Can we play with your panty line? The unmentionables that keeps the secretions dripping your no-no parts from ruining your good clothes. Granny tip #26: Always wear a fresh pair of drawers in case you go to the hospital. You don't want the doctor to think your family didn't raise you right!
Your first thought will be, "Wow, look at the T & A on her!" Your second thought will be, "Damn, but her face, what happened!?!" Butterface...but her face is what happened to this poor ugly woman with a banging body. “Must be the ass, because it ain't your face!”